I got this t-shirt at Motherhood Maternity somewhere in Tampa (that day I went on a tour of the city’s 5ish malls). It says:
Baby:
ba-by \noun\verb
1. An extremely young child still in the womb. “Did you hear I am having a baby.”
2. A new bundle of joy. “I love my baby.”
3. To use or treat with care. “I can’t wait to baby my baby.”
Thought it was cute. It’s a fun way of saying “I’m pregnant, not fat.” After the baby’s born, I can add it to the box of t-shirts with which I plan to make a “memory quilt.”