Do you know how hard it is to squat with a huge preggo belly?
Blake and I have been reading up on the Bradley Method of natural childbirth. It basically sums up to:
- Husband is the coach during labor
- Use specific breathing methods depending on the stage of labor (not the hee-haw of Lamaze which causes hyperventilating)
- Use concentrated relaxation to ease pain, like intentionally relaxing the abdomen and uterus instead of tensing up (using a lot of “mind over matter”)
- Use specific body positions to ease pain, speed up delivery, and avoid interventions
The squatting position is recommended most by the Bradley Method because:
- Shortens the second stage of labor (pushing phase)
- Decreases the need for forcep deliveries
- Reduces the need for episiotomy
- Shortens the depth of your birth canal
- Works with gravity
- Increases pelvic diameter by 10+%
Throughout my pregnancy I’ve been exercising or getting at least some activity every day, including weight lifting and strength training. I’ve been doing squats like so in prep for labor:

However, it occurred to me that you can’t actually have a baby from that position. Apparently, I should be doing these kind of squats:

Do you have any idea how much those kind of squats hurt?! ๐ So I guess I need to work on that…
I’m huge!




Apparently, unlike grown-ups, babies need to go to a doctor fairly often. It’s no surprise to those who know me but I really don’t like doctors – nothing against them necessarily as people but in my experience they tend to be abrupt, unfriendly, pill pushers.
How I’m feeling at 33 weeks:













I had a baby doctor appointment this morning. The baby’s doing good. My blood pressure, glucose, and all that is good. Gained more weight than I should have, which I’m blaming on water retention/fat feet and constipation – by no means was it caused my constant hunger and gorging. ๐ We’re getting closer and closer. Sitting in the waiting room, I was reading a magazine with it resting on my belly. Ben starting kicking/punching/exercising so much that he actually knocked the magazine from my hands. My little ninja.